And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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