It's Friday. Sex?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
operation harelip BJ is a go
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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