ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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