Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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