i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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