i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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