and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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