I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I just want to make out with him forever
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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