Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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