The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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