Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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