I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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