Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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