Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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