you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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