You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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