i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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