david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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