So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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