I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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