I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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