Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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