i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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