I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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