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Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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