Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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