Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I think weed is turning my hair brown
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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