i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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