i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
please don't ironically join a cult
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