he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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