can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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