He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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