Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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