do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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