Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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