You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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