Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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