Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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