I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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