she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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