put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Dick very happy bro
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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