Where is the hickey?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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