If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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