Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I party with great urgency now.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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