I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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