It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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