this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
it was like eating out sand paper
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
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