Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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