i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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