why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Alive.
So much puke
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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