I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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