No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Randomize
