I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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