So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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