I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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