What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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